Signs

"And the sign said, 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply.'

So I tucked my hair up under my hat

And I went in to ask him why. He said, 'You look like a fine upstandin' young man. I think you'll do.'

So I took off my hat and said, 

'Imagine that. huh , me workin' for you.'" 

~ good canadian kids